Tag: humor
group name: ruthfriends
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October 25, 2009 04:12 PM EDT --
I’ve heard of old mossbacks, but can it grow on noses too? Something is happening to my nose. I thought it was some kind of skin condition, so I scrubbed it with Dial soap, I applied lotion, . . .
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October 03, 2009 06:45 PM EDT --
Cut the crap they say
If you cut out all the crap
Most everything would go away
Going out and run a lap
Then I'll hurt and feel like crap
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April 29, 2009 08:44 PM EDT --
What is the difference between 'epidemic' and 'pandemic'?
According to my Webster New Explorer Large Print Dictionary, epidemic means affecting many people at one time, and it doesn't . . .
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February 05, 2009 03:46 AM EST --
That is what a necktie looks like to me - a noose. An enemy might grab it and throttle the wearer before he knew he was being attacked.
What practical value does a necktie have other than . . .
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October 05, 2009 12:17 AM EDT --
I have fifteen more minutes to drink tonight . . .
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October 02, 2009 11:30 PM EDT --
The flirting began
He caught her eye
She looked away
Didn't stop this sap
His fingers found her knee
Her hand found his face
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August 17, 2009 02:40 AM EDT --
For ten days I drove uneventfully
To see my son Mark, I was worried
. . .
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October 30, 2009 09:56 PM EDT --
The sky was gloomy and dreary
The moon was darkened yet there
The scarecrows stood around really weary
Their job almost done for the . . .
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October 01, 2009 10:36 PM EDT --
I've a handicapped parking space . . .
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January 12, 2009 11:20 PM EST --
Do Your Duty
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the . . .
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June 04, 2009 02:06 AM EDT --
Oh my Lord, she shrieked as she looked into the mirror,
had she read the directions wrong, she wanted blond hair
and now she had this vivid orange halo around her scalp. . . .
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October 04, 2009 01:17 PM EDT --
Prompts for September 30, 2009, due by October 6th:
use a malapropism
use lots of homophones
include the word "body"
include the phrase "That's a funny . . .
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August 31, 2009 01:24 AM EDT --
My car's messed up and I'm grounded
And I must say I am not happy
For it wasn't my fault this time
I'm glad or I would feel really sappy
It rained . . .
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March 09, 2009 12:05 AM EDT --
I like to write for Humor Monday, but my mind is not there yet, however I received
this e-mail tonight and it made me chuckle, and thought it might make you smile too.
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October 14, 2009 12:38 AM EDT --
Your prompts for this Monday, October 12, 2009, should you wish to use them are:
Write at least two, paragraphs, short or long, about Traffic. It can be something real, . . .
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October 16, 2009 09:25 PM EDT --
Suppose that all of the country's major newspapers gave you column space this week. Here is your chance to share your raves or praise for one or more of the following
Cell phones
Reality . . .
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April 01, 2009 02:49 PM EDT --
For people out there who are too dense to figure out a joke, would you please put "April Fool's" at the bottom of your post. Debra D. posted something about a new social network site . . .
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July 06, 2009 02:33 AM EDT --
I am Captain Kirk
On the Star Ship Enterprise
Along side me sits Spock
He has me hypnotized
Now my son . . .
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July 13, 2009 02:22 AM EDT --
My son has bought a new gadget
It is called a GPS
It tells you where you want to drive
So you don't have to guess . . .
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February 02, 2009 12:24 AM EST --
Billy went to California
And stayed away for 16 days
He had a wonderful time there
He counted out all the ways
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